To the Striking New York City MTA Workers,
Get your sorry, lawbreaking, fucking asses to work. NOW!!!!!! Or I'll shove coal up all of your noses on Christmas.
May your Christmas trees catch on fire and your presents melt for your part in ruining so many others' season, including tourists who may be here on a once-in-a-lifetime trip.
At first, I was in favor of a compromise, but now, I hope you get nothing. NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. And wait until you go back to work and see how people will treat you.
If I see one more elderly blind man attempting to walk from the Bronx to his job in Midtown Manhattan, in twenty degrees, I will personally strap on a dildo and make you cry for your mommies.
Happy Holidays.
My Life is God's Comic Strip
2 comments:
I second that!
I did my share of ranting on this subject, but I'd like to point out that banging them up the arse with a strap on might be just the king of thing that they like. You'll have to think of something else...
Post a Comment