Am I ever going to see your boobs?!
I love anal. I bet I could make you love anal too.
You know, you just have to say the word, and you could be having sex with ME in three minutes.
Wanna touch my muscle? Come on, touch it.
You know, I actually feel really really sorry for you that you'll never experience the mind-blowing, life altering sex you could have with me. But I guess I HAVE to believe you when you say you're in love with someone else.
This girl I went out with sent me a text. She's really into me, but I'm just not interested, so I told her I'm in dating mode and not relationship mode. She became VERY upset. Doing the right thing is so hard. Women misinterpret my charm and warmth etc (stuff I can't write in an email …) they fall for me. I feel awful about it.
Just one boob? How about only the nipple?