"Hey baby, I just wanted to call and tell you, but wait, I don't want you to worry or anything, I'm totally OK and it's not a big deal, but I hit my head at work. Please, stay calm, it's just a little bump, there's nothing for you to be alarmed about AT ALL. I'm going to see a doctor now, but really, I want you not to worry."
"You hit your head?"
"Yes, but like I said, please, please, don't get upset. Don't worry. I promise you I'm fine."
"Upset?! Thank god! Maybe you knocked some sense into yourself! I'm going to finish my game of sudoku. I'll talk to you later."
4 comments:
Ahahahaha, that's great but I'd have to endure frequent swift kicks to the posterior if I pulled that response :-D
Bonus points awarded. Well done!
LOL Great response :-)
Well, noone likes an over-reaction, do they? And hell: you can't leave a Su Doku unfinished. It's the law.
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