The Meaning of True Love, Bitchass Style
"Hey baby, I just wanted to call and tell you, but wait, I don't want you to worry or anything, I'm totally OK and it's not a big deal, but I hit my head at work. Please, stay calm, it's just a little bump, there's nothing for you to be alarmed about AT ALL. I'm going to see a doctor now, but really, I want you not to worry."
"You hit your head?"
"Yes, but like I said, please, please, don't get upset. Don't worry. I promise you I'm fine."
"Upset?! Thank god! Maybe you knocked some sense into yourself! I'm going to finish my game of sudoku. I'll talk to you later."
posted by My Life Is God's Comic Strip at 6:48 AM
5 Comments:
Ahahahaha, that's great but I'd have to endure frequent swift kicks to the posterior if I pulled that response :-D
11:22 AM
Bonus points awarded. Well done!
11:48 AM
LOL Great response :-)
1:17 PM
Well, noone likes an over-reaction, do they? And hell: you can't leave a Su Doku unfinished. It's the law.
2:58 PM
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12:37 AM
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