Wednesday, June 14, 2006

My Ears Might Actually Start Bleeding

I actually heard it. I heard words that a woman my age should never hear.

"I buy Playboy for the articles."

Yes, I'm sure you do. And you probably watch porn to learn filmmaking for your independent film project about the AIDS epidemic in Africa.

I literally laughed for five whole minutes. If you actually read Playboy for the articles, you might have learned that even surgically enhanced, airbrushed, cowboy boot wearing, but curiously nude otherwise women KNOW BETTER. Even if their turn-ons are long walks on the beach, giving blow-jobs and knitting.

I'm just saying.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

classic - keep it up - when does your visa expire?

dardehdel said...

there's playboy in greece?

Anonymous said...

NANCY , YOU NEED TO COME BACK TO AMERICA, WE NEVER HOOKED UP :)

James Cooper said...

Well, of course he bought Playboy for the articles. If he wanted porn he'd just go online :-D

Seriously though, I thought that line was always part of a joke. Never knew people said it in real life.

Hannah said...

Ah, bless. Some kids will never learn, will they?

Tell me it was a 16 year old boy, otherwise it's just not acceptable...

Horrid thought: it wasn't European Lover, was it??

Datingmaster, Jerusalem said...

actually the articles are very good and very interesting
the photos are pretty boring

running42k said...

Great set of entries lately. The NFL preview edition is worth buying for the articles. Very well written. Plus there is pictures of naked women. Something you don't get in other football preview magazines.

Jack Burden said...

Playboy has articles?

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's trying to pick up tips to be better in bed?

Damian said...

I agree with datingmaster. I remember reading a Playboy when I was 15 and I ended up reading the articles on clothing, electronics and sports more than I looked at the girls.

Not saying I don't look at naked girls, it's just that the words were much more appealing ;)

Datingmaster, Jerusalem said...

come and tell my hundreds of readers why they should be reading your blog

The Devil said...

What should concern you far, far more is if he DID buy playboy for the pictures. I would rather jerk off to the girls in Maxim, fully clothed, than to the girls in playboy standing there merely naked. In a nanosecond, you can have on your computer screen five 18 year old lesbians with a five prong dildo. But hes sitting there induling to the female firefighters of the midwest?

I'm just saying....

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