My Life is God's Comic Strip: Yo, kiddo! Are you coming out tonight?
19 Year Old Virgin Baby Sister: No, I have a date.
MLIGCS: oooo-ooooooo, you have a daaaate? With who? Is he cute?
19YOVBS: Yes, he's cute, he's an athlete. He was in the Olympics.
MLIGCS: NIIIICE!!! Are you wearing your pretty-pretty panties?
19YOVBS: Actually, I'm not wearing any panties.
MLIGCS: *sniffle* You have learned well, young Jedi.