Me: You know what I've noticed?
Friend: What?
Me: I've notice that married men have a wandering eye. Do you know how many married men I catch checking me out?
Friend: I'm married. I don't have a wandering eye.
Me: Really?
Friend: Yeah, I look straight at all the hot women.
5 comments:
bahahah priceless!
I think we have the same married guy friends...
At least he's honest...
Single men's eyes wander as much as the married ones. Single guys are just better at not getting caught.
Love the blog title, by the way. Mine is his sitcom.
Hell, my wife and I have discussions all the time about "Do you think he/she is hot?". We are so nonjealous it's funny.
Chris
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