Monday, October 17, 2005

Conversation by College JUNIORS, Yes, I said COLLEGE Juniors. Sober. And No, They're Not High Either.

"Hey, do the 15-trick again!"

"What 15-trick?"

"The one you did the other day. You know. Where you divided 45 by 15."

"45 divided by 15 is 3."

"Yeah...Wow. You're so smart."

"Oh my god."

This is the point when parents should consider selling their children into slave labor. The future of America might depend on it. And I have a feeling Darwin would approve.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

heyyyyyyyyy THATS NOT NICE!

Jess said...

My real life college junior moment?

Guy #1: I don't know if I'm really that into her, though.

Guy #2: What do you mean? You've been after her for how long?

Guy #1: Yeah, but she's too smart. She intimidates me.

Guy #2: Oh. Yeah. Hmmm...

I believe this type of conversation happens well past college junior moments. But capturing this event in nature? Rare.

Aeris said...

I don't know if that's any worse than a nerdling going "The scenario you put forth is rather better than that suggested previously by me" (and us trying hard not to drag her up to the library roof and throw her off it)

Or a group of engineers doing their Masters Degrees, and spending their spare time playing Dungeons and Dragons. "Roll, ha, my armour beats the dragon and I advance to the next level!"

THESE people are designing our 50-story buildings and superhighways??

Anonymous said...

Hey that's me. By the way, us JUNIORS tend to get more productive the more inebriated we are. For instance a very intense and suprisingly accurate game of "Name that Tune" or "Name that Movie" while making love to the porcelain toliet bowl.

Chuck Williams said...

Most college kids vote Democrat too, if they vote at all.

More proof of the decline of the western civilization.

Chuck Williams said...

Most college kids vote Democrat too, if they vote at all.

More proof of the decline of the western civilization.

Jordan said...

well, at least thats what America was hoping... unfortunately the religious vote beat out the college vote. good thing these days religious stands for "hate and values" and democrat stands for "at least he's better than bush"