Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Mini-Me, Stop Humping the Laser!

Laser hair removal is something that is making me very excited. I have an appointment for Friday morning, and I'll be laser-ing an area that might make my waxing lady a thing of the past. At the very least, it will change the nature of our relationship to something a lot less intimate. This of course, is just in time for my trip to Europe next week, to see my European lovah.

I figure, if I'm willing to put my ankle behind my ear for a woman to put hot wax on my nether-regions, flashing a board-certified dermatologist isn't any worse. I mean, I've flashed my fair share of doctors in New York, at least this time, I might actually benefit from it.

I told my girlfriends I was going on Friday, and they're all jealous. The only thing I have to decide is what I want to leave behind, because I'm not sure if 12 year-old bare is the way to go. I was thinking maybe my first initial, or an arrow pointing down. I heard that if you have nothing left down there, guys consider you to be a professional. I'm certainly no professional, but I wonder if I really want to bother with the landing strip, or the stamp-sized square. I mean, fashion comes and goes, who's to say these things will last.

Fifteen years ago, it was ok to be au-naturale down there, look at porn movies. (I understand that some grooming is always necessary, but not like today's standards). In the past few years, I've found that anything down there is considered unacceptable.

If current trends persist, and men continue to react with total aversion to hair on a woman's body, pretty soon, we won't even have eyebrows anymore. But that's what the laser is for.

I have a feeling a really kinky man invented the laser hair removal machine. And may god bless him.

14 comments:

nutty said...

I want to come!! Well, not with you, but I want to do it too! I say leave a little; you may not want to look 12 and wrinkly.

His Star said...

i say leave a little something for your first try...and if you dont like it...you can always shave it. and if the trend ends...then hey...it can come back!!

i sooooo wish i could do my eyebrows. i look like bert and ernie if i dont go every two weeks!

Jack Burden said...

Definitely don't go hairless. I mean, there are times when that's really hot, but you need to keep your options open.

A friend of mine (female, thankfully) did the laser thing with the basic bikini-wax amount of hair removal, and she's quite happy with that.

PS - that au natural porn from the 70's rules. Everything today just looks too... clinical. I can't even watch the stuff anymore. Bleah. Give me "Aunt Peg" any day.

Stacie said...

I will be interested to read your post laser post. Much has been said among the girl crowd lately on this subject and I am still trying to decide what to do before the DH comes home. do tell...Stacie

Abby Taylor said...

Thank goodness I'm on a dating hiatus.

Best of luck!

Anonymous said...

do we get before and after pictures to compare?

Anonymous said...

Yeah. Post the pictures for comparison. Trust us. We're all doctors here.

If Only said...

Ooh, I'm so jealous! You have to blog it. It might convince me to finally save up the cash and go for the laser, too! Oh, and I suggest you leave a little. That 12-year-old thing is kinda creepy.

utenzi said...

Ummm. I don't think they make wigs for that area so don't remove too much. Fashion does change and eventually you might was a little cover down there.

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