MLIGCS: Look, I really don't want her to come out with us tonight, she's not any fun, and she's a total cock-block.
Girlfriend: Oh, stop being such a baby, she won't cause any trouble. And we're all going out in a group, so you'll have a good buffer.
Four hours later.....
Young strapping male in a group talking to Cock-block says to me:
Hey, Cock-block says you're crazy. She says you're the total crazy one in the group.
Really? That's funny. Yes, actually I am. I'm Crazy. But she's Easy. So gentlemen, start your engines.