Monday, August 15, 2005


MLIGCS: Look, I really don't want her to come out with us tonight, she's not any fun, and she's a total cock-block.

Girlfriend: Oh, stop being such a baby, she won't cause any trouble. And we're all going out in a group, so you'll have a good buffer.

Four hours later.....

Young strapping male in a group talking to Cock-block says to me:

Hey, Cock-block says you're crazy. She says you're the total crazy one in the group.

Really? That's funny. Yes, actually I am. I'm Crazy. But she's Easy. So gentlemen, start your engines.

1 comment:

Fuzzball said...

*sigh* I always end up being the pimp of the group. A cute guy will come up to me and I'll think "ooooooh WEE!" and then he'll say, " your friend single?"