Thursday, August 18, 2005
The Real Reason They're Called Blind
The problem with going on a bazillion blind dates is that when you meet someone, on the bazillion and one blind date, who, once AGAIN, misrepresented themselves and looks nothing like their picture, you basically want to throw a drink in your own face so the alcohol can burn your retinas and optical nerves up into your brain and kill the neurons holding the image of their ugly lying face from your mind as you blindly grope your way out of the bar.
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A fork to the eye works faster.
yep... been duped that way before too. the guy lied to me about his height, and througout the date, i think that asshole was talking to my tits.
Hi there! Sorry to come back to read about Heinrich. Damn men. Anyway, I'm sure you already know about this, but just in case you don't ... have you seen www.truedater.com? You can read and post reviews of people you've encountered on different personal sites (by user id). It's good, because you can read about others experiences with that person (for example, "He was NOTHING like his picture, he chewed with his mouth open, and he stuck me with the bill.). Well, only if other people know about the site and review your potential date. Anyway, it's worth a shot to check it out before you go out on that date... I feel your pain, sister!
Throwing alcohol in your eyes just burns. You probably won't be lucky enough to go blind. Why not drink excessively, berate the ugly bastard and then excuse yourself to go to the loo and leave.
The problem with the ole "Drink in the eyes to make myself go blind" ploy is that it is so freakin' slow. Go for the knife or even a spork (those strange spoon and fork combo utensils). Works every time.
Funny stuff - Ben O.
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Such tzuras in your life, but a good thing for me: what a lovely blog it has created.
Sending you wishes for a gut shabbos from deep, deep in the south: shabbat shalom.
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