Friday, January 06, 2006

Exhibit "B" in Learning How to Appreciate What You Have

When a hot (like causes car accidents hot) doctor friend who happens to be a millionaire, decides that SHE's going to now date women, you know you have either entered Bizarro World, or there is such a dearth of men willing to get into a relationship in New York that even a woman who loves LOVES the cock, like I mean, "Mmmm, what's for dinner? Cock! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie cock? Yum yum fun, cock! Cock, it's the new white meat. Can I have a double order of cock and a diet coke please?" needs to become an Anne Hesh lesbian.

This does not bode well for the rest of us.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

There goes the damn gene pool...

Unknown said...

Well, that puts paid to my plan of hopping across to your side of the ocean, where I hoped there were more men. Bugger.

Anonymous said...

she just needs a real man

Anonymous said...

I would like to extend to her an invitation to the pants party.