My boss, the Ambassador to Evil, wants everyone to know that I am insubordinate and I don't listen to him. And that I really am evil. He would write it on his own blog, except he doesn't have one, and needs to feel vindicated. I need to feel secure in my job.
ps - I was instructed to inform you all that the rules at my firm are not stringent or unfair in any way. I am just a trouble-maker.