Friday, March 04, 2005

Master of My Domain

So a male friend of mine has decided to go cold turkey on "self-love." Again. He claims it will help make him more aggressive with the ladies, and will act as an impetus to go out there and get some. Of course, the guy is a nice guy, looking for a nice girl, to do very very not-so-nice things with, in a monogamous and consensual relationship.

I think it's going to make him blow a gasket. At the very least, his whole body will end up taking on an unattractive blue tint.

I'm going to send him internet porn to torture him. No one can resist internet porn. No one.

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